#1 Where Was His Hand Last Night
Next time you go on a date, this little chart can help you. Where he places his hand can tell you a lot. What you do after that may hurt him.
#2 Dating Stages
When you first meet, everything is wonderful. Cut to months down the road, and that's when it's all hanging out. Literally.
#4 Cat People
If she wants to let her cat watch, ask her if your friend can watch, too. If she says yes, now it's up to you. At least your friend can hold the cat.
#5 High Standards
Some people just won't date ugly people. However, most ugly people don't know they're ugly enough to be undatable. There in lies the conundrum.
#6 The In Person Break Up
Sometimes you have to drive a long way to get dumped. At least she did it in person though, right. Screw that, you would rather save the gas, wouldn't you?
#7 Dreaming
What we dream about when we are dating can be entirely different. If men dreamed of gifts and women dreamed of sex, they would be dreaming the same thing.
#8 Get To The Point
Sometimes dating can really feel like you're being screwed until you feel like you don't exist. Hopefully you have an eraser on you to forget the whole thing.
#9 Perception Is Everything
He may think it's the best date in the world. You may be dying for it to be over. Delusion is bliss.
